anonymousnerdgirl:

blk0912:

eiregirl05:

buzzfeed:

thegrumppuccino:

actual-mother-john-watson:

notexactlyninja:

geekophiliac:

jeantakethespookycock:

didney-worl-no-uta:

back-it-up-elizabethbanks:

fagflow:

I put him in jail bc I swear he talked without batteries once

LET ME FUCKIN TELL YOU SOMETHING ABOUT SOME FERBIES. MY COUSIN AND I HAD HEARD SOME CRAZY ASS RUMORS THAT THESE FUCKERS DID SHIT WITHOUT BATTERIES SO WE DECIDED HEY LETS TEST THIS SHIT. WE WERE FUCKING HOME ALONE RIGHT AND WE LOCKED THIS FUCKER IN A STEEL BOX WITH NO BATTERIES. WE BOTH WENT OUTSIDE, LOCKED THE DOORS AND WE CAME BACK AND THAT FUCKING THING WAS OUT OF THE BOX AND WAS FUCKING TALKING AND SHIT WE BURNED THAT FUCKER WITHIN LIKE FIVE FUCKIN MINUTES. 
Moral of the story: DONT BUY FUCKING FURBIES

FOR REAL GUYS THIS IS NO FUCKING JOKE
THESE FUCKERS WILL CONTINUE TO TALK AND MOVE EVEN WITHOUT THE FUCKING BATTERIES 
THEY’RE TERRIFYING AS SHIT AND THEY’RE OUT TO PUT AN END TO THE HUMAN RACE
DON’T FUCKING BUY FURBIES

DONT BUY THEM OH MY GOD. LAST YEAR I WORKED AT TOYS ‘R US AROUND THE TIME THE NEW LINE OF THOSE FUCKERS CAME OUT. THEY SOLD OUT WITHIN A WEEK. NOTHING WEIRD HAPPENED BUT THEN A LADY RETURNED ONE CAUSE SHE SAID IT WOULDNT TURN OFF. WE TOOK IT BACK AND SINCE IT WAS “BROKEN” WE KEPT IT IN OUR STAFF ROOM. THEN I WAS IN THERE ALONE AND IT WAS SITTING ON THE TABLE WITH NO BATTERIES IN IT. THEN THE FUCKING FERBIE STARTED MAKING NOISE THAT DIDNT SOUND LIKE WHAT FURBIEA SHOULD SOUND LIKE. IT WAS LIKE DEMONIC SCREECHING. I PUT THE LITTLE SHIT IN AN EMPTY LOCKER AND WHEN I TOLD MY MANAGER HE PUT IT IN THE BROKEN TOY BIN.
THEN I WENT OUT TO WORK AGAIN AND WHEN I CAME INTO THE STAFF ROOM AFTER MY SHIFT, THE FURBIE WAS ON THE TABLE AGAIN. YEAH DONT BUY THOSE FUCKERS

I HAVE MY OWN STORY TO ADD. I ONCE HAD A FURBIE, BUT ONCE IT DIED WE NEVER REPLACED THE BATTERIES AND JUST LET IT LAY DORMANT FOR A WHILE. MY COUSIN (WHO MIGHT I ADD, WAS A 22 YEAR OLD MAN AT THAT TIME) WAS HOUSESITTING FOR US AND THE FURBIE WAS TUCKED AWAY ON A SHELF IN OUR CELLAR. HE WENT DOWN TO GO DO SOME LAUNDRY AND THAT LITTLE SHIT OPENED ITS EYES AND MUTTERED “PEEKABOO”. MY COUSIN ATTACKED IT AND THREW IT OUTSIDE, AND IT WAS LATER TOSSED IN THE DUMPSTER. IM STILL AFRAID THAT THIS FURBIE WILL COME BACK TO HAUNT ME. DO NOT BUY THESE THEY ARE FUCKING DEMENTED!!!!

OKAY STORY TIME SO LAST CHRISTMAS MY COUSIN GOT ONE OF THESE FUCKERS EXCEPT IT WAS ONE OF THE NEW ELECTRONIC ONES AND THOSE ARE JUST AS BAD. THE BATTERIES ARE SEALED IN WITH SCREWS, AND NO ONE HAD A SCREWDRIVER THAT FIT, SO WE WERE FORCED TO DEAL WITH THIS THING THE WHOLE TIME. THE PROBLEM IS THAT THE DAMN THING WILL GO TO ‘SLEEP’, BUT ANY SORT OF MOVEMENT WILL WAKE IT UP AND CAUSE IT TO DEMONICALLY LAUGH. ANOTHER COUSIN GOT UP FOR A GLASS OF WATER AT TWO IN THE MORNING THAT NIGHT, WALKED BY THE CLOSET WHERE WE’D SHOVED IT IN FEAR, AND HIS FOOTSTEPS WOKE THE FUCKING THING UP AND IT STARTED LAUGHING AND WOULDN’T STOP FOR THE NEXT HOUR. DON’T BUY THESE FUCKING THINGS. THEY’RE DEMONIC.

the amount of personal stories is alarming

MINE WOULD STILL TALK YEARS AFTER TAKING OUT THE BATTERIES HOLY SHIT I’M GLAD OTHER PEOPLE NOTICED THE SAME THING. THE ONLY KNOWN METHOD OF KILLING THEM IS SETTING IT ON FIRE.

OK SO NO JOKE WE HAD THREE FURBIES IN THE BUZZFEED OFFICE AND WE PUT THEM ALL IN A SMALL CONFERENCE ROOM FACING EACH OTHER ON A TABLE SO THEY COULD TALK TO EACH OTHER AND AFTER A WEEK OR SO THEY JUST DISAPPEARED AND WE NEVER SAW THEM AGAIN AND I THINK MAYBE WE SUMMONED THE ELDER GODS OR CREATED SKYNET OR SOMETHING.

I HAD ONE AS A KID AND NOT ONLY DID WE ACCIDENTALLY TEACH IT TO SWEAR, ONE NIGHT IT WAS DARK IN MY ROOM AND I COULDN’T SLEEP, AND IN THE DARK, I HEAR IT SAY “I CAN SEE YOU.” AND IT FREAKED ME OUT SO BAD I HAD TO SLEEP IN MY PARENTS ROOM. THEN WE TOOK THE FUCKING BATTERIES OUT AND IT SAID “WELL DAMN.” , NO JOKE. WE GOT RID OF IT THAT VERY FUCKING DAY.

My fiance told me a story about his furbie. I don’t know what he ended up doing with it, but it was being annoying so he told it to “shut the fuck up” and it responded with “don’t swear”. These things are creepy.

Those mother fuckers need to go in the demon proof glass cases the serious ghost hunter people reserve for the dangerous possessed shit.

anonymousnerdgirl:

blk0912:

eiregirl05:

buzzfeed:

thegrumppuccino:

actual-mother-john-watson:

notexactlyninja:

geekophiliac:

jeantakethespookycock:

didney-worl-no-uta:

back-it-up-elizabethbanks:

fagflow:

I put him in jail bc I swear he talked without batteries once

LET ME FUCKIN TELL YOU SOMETHING ABOUT SOME FERBIES. MY COUSIN AND I HAD HEARD SOME CRAZY ASS RUMORS THAT THESE FUCKERS DID SHIT WITHOUT BATTERIES SO WE DECIDED HEY LETS TEST THIS SHIT. WE WERE FUCKING HOME ALONE RIGHT AND WE LOCKED THIS FUCKER IN A STEEL BOX WITH NO BATTERIES. WE BOTH WENT OUTSIDE, LOCKED THE DOORS AND WE CAME BACK AND THAT FUCKING THING WAS OUT OF THE BOX AND WAS FUCKING TALKING AND SHIT WE BURNED THAT FUCKER WITHIN LIKE FIVE FUCKIN MINUTES. 

Moral of the story: DONT BUY FUCKING FURBIES

FOR REAL GUYS THIS IS NO FUCKING JOKE

THESE FUCKERS WILL CONTINUE TO TALK AND MOVE EVEN WITHOUT THE FUCKING BATTERIES 

THEY’RE TERRIFYING AS SHIT AND THEY’RE OUT TO PUT AN END TO THE HUMAN RACE

DON’T FUCKING BUY FURBIES

DONT BUY THEM OH MY GOD. LAST YEAR I WORKED AT TOYS ‘R US AROUND THE TIME THE NEW LINE OF THOSE FUCKERS CAME OUT. THEY SOLD OUT WITHIN A WEEK. NOTHING WEIRD HAPPENED BUT THEN A LADY RETURNED ONE CAUSE SHE SAID IT WOULDNT TURN OFF. WE TOOK IT BACK AND SINCE IT WAS “BROKEN” WE KEPT IT IN OUR STAFF ROOM. THEN I WAS IN THERE ALONE AND IT WAS SITTING ON THE TABLE WITH NO BATTERIES IN IT. THEN THE FUCKING FERBIE STARTED MAKING NOISE THAT DIDNT SOUND LIKE WHAT FURBIEA SHOULD SOUND LIKE. IT WAS LIKE DEMONIC SCREECHING. I PUT THE LITTLE SHIT IN AN EMPTY LOCKER AND WHEN I TOLD MY MANAGER HE PUT IT IN THE BROKEN TOY BIN.

THEN I WENT OUT TO WORK AGAIN AND WHEN I CAME INTO THE STAFF ROOM AFTER MY SHIFT, THE FURBIE WAS ON THE TABLE AGAIN. YEAH DONT BUY THOSE FUCKERS

I HAVE MY OWN STORY TO ADD. I ONCE HAD A FURBIE, BUT ONCE IT DIED WE NEVER REPLACED THE BATTERIES AND JUST LET IT LAY DORMANT FOR A WHILE. MY COUSIN (WHO MIGHT I ADD, WAS A 22 YEAR OLD MAN AT THAT TIME) WAS HOUSESITTING FOR US AND THE FURBIE WAS TUCKED AWAY ON A SHELF IN OUR CELLAR. HE WENT DOWN TO GO DO SOME LAUNDRY AND THAT LITTLE SHIT OPENED ITS EYES AND MUTTERED “PEEKABOO”. MY COUSIN ATTACKED IT AND THREW IT OUTSIDE, AND IT WAS LATER TOSSED IN THE DUMPSTER. IM STILL AFRAID THAT THIS FURBIE WILL COME BACK TO HAUNT ME. DO NOT BUY THESE THEY ARE FUCKING DEMENTED!!!!

OKAY STORY TIME SO LAST CHRISTMAS MY COUSIN GOT ONE OF THESE FUCKERS EXCEPT IT WAS ONE OF THE NEW ELECTRONIC ONES AND THOSE ARE JUST AS BAD. THE BATTERIES ARE SEALED IN WITH SCREWS, AND NO ONE HAD A SCREWDRIVER THAT FIT, SO WE WERE FORCED TO DEAL WITH THIS THING THE WHOLE TIME. THE PROBLEM IS THAT THE DAMN THING WILL GO TO ‘SLEEP’, BUT ANY SORT OF MOVEMENT WILL WAKE IT UP AND CAUSE IT TO DEMONICALLY LAUGH. ANOTHER COUSIN GOT UP FOR A GLASS OF WATER AT TWO IN THE MORNING THAT NIGHT, WALKED BY THE CLOSET WHERE WE’D SHOVED IT IN FEAR, AND HIS FOOTSTEPS WOKE THE FUCKING THING UP AND IT STARTED LAUGHING AND WOULDN’T STOP FOR THE NEXT HOUR. DON’T BUY THESE FUCKING THINGS. THEY’RE DEMONIC.

the amount of personal stories is alarming

MINE WOULD STILL TALK YEARS AFTER TAKING OUT THE BATTERIES HOLY SHIT I’M GLAD OTHER PEOPLE NOTICED THE SAME THING. THE ONLY KNOWN METHOD OF KILLING THEM IS SETTING IT ON FIRE.

OK SO NO JOKE WE HAD THREE FURBIES IN THE BUZZFEED OFFICE AND WE PUT THEM ALL IN A SMALL CONFERENCE ROOM FACING EACH OTHER ON A TABLE SO THEY COULD TALK TO EACH OTHER AND AFTER A WEEK OR SO THEY JUST DISAPPEARED AND WE NEVER SAW THEM AGAIN AND I THINK MAYBE WE SUMMONED THE ELDER GODS OR CREATED SKYNET OR SOMETHING.

I HAD ONE AS A KID AND NOT ONLY DID WE ACCIDENTALLY TEACH IT TO SWEAR, ONE NIGHT IT WAS DARK IN MY ROOM AND I COULDN’T SLEEP, AND IN THE DARK, I HEAR IT SAY “I CAN SEE YOU.” AND IT FREAKED ME OUT SO BAD I HAD TO SLEEP IN MY PARENTS ROOM. THEN WE TOOK THE FUCKING BATTERIES OUT AND IT SAID “WELL DAMN.” , NO JOKE. WE GOT RID OF IT THAT VERY FUCKING DAY.

My fiance told me a story about his furbie. I don’t know what he ended up doing with it, but it was being annoying so he told it to “shut the fuck up” and it responded with “don’t swear”. These things are creepy.

Those mother fuckers need to go in the demon proof glass cases the serious ghost hunter people reserve for the dangerous possessed shit.

(via rainbowasian)

Actual picture of me actually checking out my own ass in cosplay garb for Saturday

Actual picture of me actually checking out my own ass in cosplay garb for Saturday

jokerisms:

JokerxHarley Doodleeeeees by kulturschock

jokerisms:

JokerxHarley Doodleeeeees by kulturschock

(via thatsdoctorquinzel2u)

nissan420sx:

fallout review

nissan420sx:

fallout review

(Source: swordweedonline, via ejacutastic)

pamlaisly232:

poor Harley!

pamlaisly232:

poor Harley!

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latterdaytaints:

My ideal proposal.

latterdaytaints:

My ideal proposal.

(via harleenquinzel20)

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How a true friend enters your home.

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brallon:

NOT WITH A FIZZLE, BUT WITH A BANG // soundtrack of the summer

chelsea dagger - THE FRATELLIS // someday - THE STROKES // internet killed the video star - THE LIMOUSINES // take a walk - PASSION PIT // tongue tied - GROUPLOVE // all of me - TANLINES // anna sun - WALK THE MOON // miss missing you - FALL OUT BOY // fever - THE BLACK KEYS // bailando - ENRIQUE IGLESIAS ft. GENTE DE ZONA y DESCEMER BUENO // the walker - FITZ AND THE TANTRUMS // heavy bells - J. RODDY WALSTON & THE BUSINESS // harlem - NEW POLITICS // diane young - VAMPIRE WEEKEND // problem - ARIANA GRANDE ft. IGGY AZALEA // rawnald gregory erickson the second - STRFKR // what you know - TWO DOOR CINEMA CLUB // brass monkey - BEASTIE BOYS // 19-2000 (soulchild remix) - GORILLAZ // kill your heroes - AWOLNATION // (if you’re wondering if i want you to) i want you to - WEEZER // jerk it out - CAESARS // let’s dance to joy division - THE WOMBATS // come get it bae - PHARRELL WILLIAMS ft. MILEY CYRUS // elle me dit - MIKA // my body - YOUNG THE GIANT // can’t fight against the youth - PANIC! AT THE DISCO // 1983 - NEON TREES // holiday - VAMPIRE WEEKEND // chocolate - THE 1975 // i wanna get better - BLEACHERS // die young - KESHA // houdini - FOSTER THE PEOPLE // gold on the ceiling - THE BLACK KEYS // come with me now - KONGOS // wonderful night - FATBOY SLIM // up all night - ALEX CLARE // ways to go - GROUPLOVE // safe and sound - CAPITAL CITIES // young volcanoes - FALL OUT BOY // if so - ATLAS GENIUS  // fluorescent adolescent - ARCTIC MONKEYS // electric feel - MGMT // take me out - FRANZ FERDINAND // flathead - THE FRATELLIS // giants - BEAR HANDS // i like it like that - HOT CHELLE RAE // miss jackson - PANIC! AT THE DISCO ft. LOLO // cousins - VAMPIRE WEEKEND // are you gonna be my girl - JET // animal - NEON TREES // sweet disposition - THE TEMPER TRAP // punching in a dream - THE NAKED AND FAMOUS // domino - JESSIE J // something good can work - TWO DOOR CINEMA CLUB // believer - AMERICAN AUTHORS // blow - KESHA // all the small things - BLINK-182 // on top of the world - IMAGINE DRAGONS

listen

brallon:

NOT WITH A FIZZLE, BUT WITH A BANG // soundtrack of the summer

chelsea dagger - THE FRATELLIS // someday - THE STROKES // internet killed the video star - THE LIMOUSINES // take a walk - PASSION PIT // tongue tied - GROUPLOVE // all of me - TANLINES // anna sun - WALK THE MOON // miss missing you - FALL OUT BOY // fever - THE BLACK KEYS // bailando - ENRIQUE IGLESIAS ft. GENTE DE ZONA y DESCEMER BUENO // the walker - FITZ AND THE TANTRUMS // heavy bells - J. RODDY WALSTON & THE BUSINESS // harlem - NEW POLITICS // diane young - VAMPIRE WEEKEND // problem - ARIANA GRANDE ft. IGGY AZALEA // rawnald gregory erickson the second - STRFKR // what you know - TWO DOOR CINEMA CLUB // brass monkey - BEASTIE BOYS // 19-2000 (soulchild remix) - GORILLAZ // kill your heroes - AWOLNATION // (if you’re wondering if i want you to) i want you to - WEEZER // jerk it out - CAESARS // let’s dance to joy division - THE WOMBATS // come get it bae - PHARRELL WILLIAMS ft. MILEY CYRUS // elle me dit - MIKA // my body - YOUNG THE GIANT // can’t fight against the youth - PANIC! AT THE DISCO // 1983 - NEON TREES // holiday - VAMPIRE WEEKEND // chocolate - THE 1975 // i wanna get better - BLEACHERS // die young - KESHA // houdini - FOSTER THE PEOPLE // gold on the ceiling - THE BLACK KEYS // come with me now - KONGOS // wonderful night - FATBOY SLIM // up all night - ALEX CLARE // ways to go - GROUPLOVE // safe and sound - CAPITAL CITIES // young volcanoes - FALL OUT BOY // if so - ATLAS GENIUS  // fluorescent adolescent - ARCTIC MONKEYS // electric feel - MGMT // take me out - FRANZ FERDINAND // flathead - THE FRATELLIS // giants - BEAR HANDS // i like it like that - HOT CHELLE RAE // miss jackson - PANIC! AT THE DISCO ft. LOLO // cousins - VAMPIRE WEEKEND // are you gonna be my girl - JET // animal - NEON TREES // sweet disposition - THE TEMPER TRAP // punching in a dream - THE NAKED AND FAMOUS // domino - JESSIE J // something good can work - TWO DOOR CINEMA CLUB // believer - AMERICAN AUTHORS // blow - KESHA // all the small things - BLINK-182 // on top of the world - IMAGINE DRAGONS

listen

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swoz:

daemonrowanchilde:

One of the most complex mathematical tattoos I have ever mapped freehand on my client who is an optical physicist who now flies and tests military helicopters.

These sexually frustrate me.

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self-empowered:

Can you imagine

self-empowered:

Can you imagine

(via situpsandfruitcups)

the-prince-thats-a-princess:

All Artwork by Natasha Allgeri, Former character designer and story board artist for Adventure Time, and now Showrunner of Bee and Puppy Cat 

Aww

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